Sunday, August 16, 2015

No college for Ryan

Originally posted April 19, 2011
Bad mommy has been busy lately so I apologize for the delay in blog posts. But keep in mind that I’ve had three employers in eight weeks...

Moving on.

It’s been obvious to James and I that perhaps an education fund for Ryan is unnecessary. So I give you:

Top five reasons why we’ll probably just buy fancy cars instead
  1. 1.We’ve caught him eating cat food
  2. 2.He dunks his head into the kitties water bowl
  3. 3.He licks his reflection in the mirror
  4. 4.While dada is part of his vocabulary, mama is not
  5. 5.He interprets “give mommy a kiss” to mean “bite mommy’s lower lip”

James is now on deck...


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